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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @peteandpetebeatery)</generator><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/</link><item><title>"Have an opinion son.  Don’t trust a man without an opinion."</title><description>“Have an opinion son.  Don’t trust a man without an opinion.” - David Prastis</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/438647352</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/438647352</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:30:32 -0800</pubDate><category>David Koechner</category><category>Funny or Die Presents</category></item><item><title>dannydeezie:

Mux Mool - Lady Linda
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&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mux Mool - Lady Linda&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/437671988</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/437671988</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:21:58 -0800</pubDate><category>Mux Mool</category><category>Ghostly International</category><category>Slump</category></item><item><title>Not In My House starring Wilson Chandler

The Knicks won on a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzv6mSXM71qzc69yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not In My House starring Wilson Chandler&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Knicks won on a defensive stop and Patrick Ewing wasn’t in the building.  Eh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/436515036</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/436515036</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:48:08 -0800</pubDate><category>New York Knicks</category><category>Defense</category><category>Wilson Chandler</category></item><item><title>"The Knicks went 0-for-18 from 3-point range, the most attempts without a make in NBA history,..."</title><description>“The Knicks went 0-for-18 from 3-point range, the most attempts without a make in NBA history,...</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/435349858</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/435349858</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:07:55 -0800</pubDate><category>New York Knicks</category><category>New Jersey Nets</category><category>Humiliation</category></item><item><title>Sharpshooters “Dewdrops”

From album Twice As Nice...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://goldtoofmonsta.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/435234022/tumblr_kyhtzkMrbA1qzc69y&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sharpshooters “Dewdrops”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From album &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;Twice As Nice &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;released in 2003.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/435234022</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/435234022</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:59:52 -0800</pubDate><category>Downtempo</category><category>Sharpshooters</category></item><item><title>"I would say I’m pretty fast. That is if I just ganked a sucker’s motherfuckin’..."</title><description>“I would say I’m pretty fast. That is if I just ganked a sucker’s...</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/433041580</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/433041580</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 12:59:12 -0800</pubDate><category>Brett Gelman</category><category>Speed</category><category>Gothamist</category></item><item><title>fatshawnkemp:

shoot around
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyvo6jAnwW1qay78vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fatshawnkemp.tumblr.com/post/430829819/shoot-around"&gt;fatshawnkemp&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;shoot around&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/432984221</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/432984221</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 12:28:34 -0800</pubDate><category>Anthony Mason</category><category>New York Knicks</category></item><item><title>Comic Digging pt. 2</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyvyg60dx51qzc69yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Comic Digging pt. 2&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/431389214</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/431389214</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:28:00 -0800</pubDate><category>Comics</category><category>Image Comics</category><category>Wild C.A.T.S.</category><category>Jim Lee</category></item><item><title>Reasons:

1. Loss to the Nets (12/30/2009, 95-104)
2. No...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyvyiqif0a1qzc69yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Reasons:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Loss to the Nets &lt;b&gt;(12/30/2009, 95-104)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. No determination or will-power.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. Inconsistency at the point guard position.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. Defense in an afterthought.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5. Loss to the Nets again &lt;b&gt;(3/6/2010, 93-113)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/431388883</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/431388883</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:27:00 -0800</pubDate><category>Mighty Aphrodite</category><category>New York Knicks</category><category>Statement of Fact</category></item><item><title>Comic Digging pt. 1</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyvyddhGva1qzc69yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Comic Digging pt. 1&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/431190825</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/431190825</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:30:41 -0800</pubDate><category>Comics</category><category>Image Comics</category><category>Pitt</category></item><item><title>Mighty Aphrodite

Written, directed and pimped by Allen...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytwkmfdOg1qzc69yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mighty Aphrodite&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Written, directed and pimped by Allen Konigsberg&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/430906319</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/430906319</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:31:24 -0800</pubDate><category>Mighty Aphrodite</category><category>Woody Allen</category><category>Earl Monroe</category></item><item><title>Apathy &amp; Celph Titled “No Joke...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" width="400" height="33" id="divplaylist"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10622506-ce3" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10622506-ce3" width="400" height="33" name="divplaylist" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Apathy &amp; Celph Titled “No Joke (Instrumental)”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Produced by Apathy&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/429843631</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/429843631</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:30:13 -0800</pubDate><category>Apathy</category><category>Celph Titled</category><category>No Joke</category></item><item><title>
You know who you look like son?  You look like Count Chocula,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyunbnUbps1qzc69yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You know who you look like son?  You look like Count Chocula, that’s exactly what you look like with that widow’s peak in the front of your shit.  C’mon SON!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cmonsononline.com/videos/"&gt;&lt;here&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/429843431</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/429843431</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:30:04 -0800</pubDate><category>Tiger Woods</category><category>Count Chocula</category><category>Ed Lover</category><category>C'mon Son</category></item><item><title>"Don’t let the rash win: Sex, Liquor and Gun Play in our time.  A memoir by Dr. Robert Riggle."</title><description>“Don’t let the rash win: Sex, Liquor and Gun Play in our time.  A memoir by Dr. Robert...</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/428896462</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/428896462</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:50:34 -0800</pubDate><category>Rob Riggle</category><category>Comedy</category><category>Comedy Central Insider</category></item><item><title>Papa Diddy Puff</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kylha2u8lk1qzc69yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Papa Diddy Puff&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/427432343</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/427432343</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:56:35 -0800</pubDate><category>Sean Combs</category><category>Puff Daddy</category><category>Production</category></item><item><title>Mailorder Comedy Presents Straight Outta Mordor</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z2An0fuHW8E&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z2An0fuHW8E&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mailorder Comedy Presents Straight Outta Mordor&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/426937452</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/426937452</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:33:01 -0800</pubDate><category>Mailorder Comedy</category><category>Mordor</category><category>The Wizards</category></item><item><title>Hubert Davis &amp; some kids.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqeifn9Dx1qzc69yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hubert Davis &amp; some kids.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/426937033</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/426937033</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:32:46 -0800</pubDate><category>Hubert Davis</category></item><item><title>Zach Galifianakis &amp; Moby</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sjdvyh2UJWQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sjdvyh2UJWQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zach Galifianakis &amp; Moby&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/425798000</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/425798000</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:47:30 -0800</pubDate><category>New York Magazine</category><category>Zach Galifiankis</category><category>Moby</category></item><item><title>Mase feat. Kevin Gamble &amp; John Salley</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqe3f0b1Q1qzc69yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mase feat. Kevin Gamble &amp; John Salley&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/425074009</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/425074009</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:26:45 -0800</pubDate><category>Anthony Mason</category><category>Kevin Gamble</category><category>Matt Geiger</category><category>Khalid Reeves</category><category>John Salley</category></item><item><title>The Don</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyp7zhazs51qzc69yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Don&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/424503660</link><guid>http://goldtoofmonsta.com/post/424503660</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:25:35 -0800</pubDate><category>Don Cheadle</category><category>Funny Or Die Presents</category></item></channel></rss>
